Sheass. Bidet

Give your butt the clean he deserves.


Unlike traditional toilet paper (which is a disaster for intimate hygiene) the Sheass bidet, with its sublime spray, put an end to discomfort, irritation, hemorrhoids, urinary tract infections, messy periods and much more!

Your ass deserves the best.


    Practice recommended by doctors.


    Save hundreds of pounds every year.


    Reduces your toilet paper consumption.


Save money, Sheass pays for itself in a few months.


Did you know that the average person spends £75 a year on toilet paper?

That's about £150 for a couple and £300 for a family of 4.

Sounds like it's time to save money and invest in a bidet, what do you think?

Save the planet and thousands of animals.


Toilet paper alone is responsible for 15% of global deforestation and it’s about 27.000 trees that are cut down every day just so we can wipe our butt.

Thousands of animals are threatened, and entire natural habitats are destroyed, we have to stop it now.

  • Fits any classic toilet

    As long as you have a water connection.

  • Install in less than 10 minutes

    No need to be a plumber.

  • Self-cleaning nozzles

    No need to clean by hand.

Based on 423 total reviews
  • This thing is a blessing.


    First of all, super simple install. I did it one handed. If you can turn a wrench this will take you 10 minutes tops. Ok now for the review. I'm brand new to these things so idk the difference between front and rear spray. They both hit dead on the...... "target" but oh boy that front spray should be labeled enema.

  • Best purchase ever.


    I don't know where to start with this purchase. All i can say it's the best purchase i ever made! I wished i had purchased this 25 years ago when i started having issues with wiping. I suffered nonstop from a medical condition(s), chronic hemorrhoids, scars, rashes, 2 colonoscopy's, and multiple issues down in that rear dark region. Almost daily I was in agony and constantly late for work due to wiping issues, and would schedule everything around wiping the b-spot. That was 2 decades of agony. Then came the pandemic 2020 and ordered a bidet due to the TP shortage. I can't speak words good enough for all the benefits this bidet has's refreshing, clean, no more mess, no chronic issues, and when I have a flare up it's easy and clean. I use 90% less TP, and look forward to "me time" on the throne. I feel like a King and cleaner than one too! We Love it so much ordered a second one for my her too.

  • Don't wait until your are old like me before having one.


    I'm getting ready to have surgery which is going to shut use down of right arm for a while and I'm right handed. Try wiping you butt with your left hand after 50+ years of being a righty ;) We should have bought one of these 40 years ago. Toilet paper is a thing of the past now. You ain't clean if you are not using a Bidet. I'm happy and old now.

  • Great bidet.


    Just what I was looking for. Installation was quick and easy thanks to the straight forward instructions. Would buy again.

  • I love it.


    This is an AWESOME BIDET. It is definitely a great value and will pay for itself in toilet paper savings!

  • Why ever buy toilet paper again?! This is so easy and it looks nice!


    I am SO glad that I decided to purchase it anyway! It came with everything I needed to install it and it was so easy. Even with all kinds of missteps it only took about 20 minutes to get it running.

    What I love? That clean, fresh feeling! The nozzle cleaning spray. Flexible fit. Adjustable nozzles. So easy to use. Perfect for a small space!

  • This is a game changer.


    We didn’t know we needed this until my husband had surgery.
    Now we will have one permanently.

  • Perfect solution for post surgery hygiene.


    How did I live without this!? Love this product and while I bought for post surgery cleaning, I'll use it forever!

  • Fantastic.


    I honestly don’t know how I lived without one all these years. I absolutely love this!!

  • A must have.


    Simply brilliant. I cannot imagine my life without it now.

Frequently Asked Questions:

How is it cleaner?

If you got poop on you, let's say on your arm for example, would you wipe it off with a dry paper? No silly! You'd wash it off, so why would you treat your butt any different?

Where does the water come from? Isn't it dirty toilet water?

No, it's not toilet water! Sheass gets its water straight from your water source (the same water you brush your teeth with).

Does it require electricity?

No, not at all so it's even more environmentally friendly and accessible to everyone.

What if I don't like the Sheass bidet after trying it?

No problem, you can return it to us.

We have a 45-day return policy, which leaves plenty of room to try and adopt. Once you've used it, you'll never want to go back to regular toilet paper.

Aren't wet wipes just as good as a bidet?

Not at all! Yes, in today's climate wipes of all kinds are easy to use and exceedingly accessible. But what the manufacturers of the wipes don't want you to know is that chronic use leads to severe skin breakdown with increased sensitivity, irritation, cracking and cracking which can also lead to the appearance of anal warts... Wipes also have an incredibly detrimental effect on the environment and on plumbing systems, giving you yet another reason to use a Sheass bidet.

  • Payment in 4 Instalments Available
  • 45-Day Money-Back Guarantee
  • Tracked Delivery in 8 to 12 Days
  • Exceptional Customer Support